I build one thing that does a job you are sick of doing, or I fix the thing you set up that never worked right. Then I show you how to run it, and I leave.
Every appointment is private. You pay after the work is done, never before.
Most AI companies meet you on a video call from a thousand miles away, then bill you every month to maintain something you cannot touch. I work the opposite way, on purpose. Here is the whole arrangement.
Free, and it takes under a minute.
Face to face, anywhere in the DMV. Your office, not a Zoom link.
At your counter, with your real customers and your real numbers. Not a demo.
No retainer. You own the accounts and the code. Call me for the next thing, not because you are stuck.
Everything is by the hour. Nothing to sign up for, nothing monthly, no minimum.
Professional services
$160/ hour
I do the work, you watch if you want.
Educational services
$60/ hour
I teach you or your staff, hands on.
First three jobs
$0
Free. I just need to show the before and after.
A hair salon in Silver Spring, open fifteen years. Here is what turned up, and what I would do about it. Your business has its own version of this.
Their own replies are the problem
The owner answered dozens of reviews in one go last month, including some from nine years ago. Nearly every reply has typos. Shoppers expect a few bad reviews. What they judge is the answer underneath.
Google is mistranslating her Spanish
She replies in Spanish and Google translates it on the page. On her worst review, about a rude barber, the English now reads "that drummer is no longer on our team."
One complaint, thirteen straight years
Quoted one price on the phone, charged another at the chair. Nine reviews say it, from 2013 to last month. One customer asked outright: "Aren't the prices supposed to be listed?"
The fix, in her words not mine
Live on her page now
"Sorri marlene understand you frustaciom we work en thát"
"Thank you for yoi 5 stat"
"Sorry for the inconvenien"
What I would post instead
"I am truly sorry. This is not work we want our name on. Please call the salon and ask for me — I want to fix it at no cost to you."
"Thank you, Marlene. We are so glad you love it. See you next time."
"An hour and a half is too long, and I am sorry. Please ask for me next time."
I am doing the first three jobs free. I need the before-and-after more than the money right now.
Bring your phone or your laptop. Each class is one hour, in person somewhere in the DMV, and you leave having done the thing rather than watched a slide about it.
You are paying for it. Use it.
If you already pay for ChatGPT, we go through what it can do that you never thought to ask.
The jobs nobody wrote down
Find the jobs your people repeat every week that nobody ever wrote down.
How to ask for what you want
How to ask for what you want and actually get it. No tricks, no magic words.
What should AI never do for you?
Drawing the line before you cross it. The decisions that stay yours, in writing.
Get everything in one place
Your notes, files and email in one place you can just ask a question of.
AI for owners who hate software
No jargon, no new dashboard to learn. Phone, email, and the tools you already open.
What are you actually paying for?
We open the bills for the software you pay for and work out what is worth keeping.
Bring the thing that never worked
Something you set up once and gave up on. We open it, find the fault, and fix it together.
Private one-to-one training is $160 per hour. Group sessions for your team are priced per hour, not per head.
There is no team, no account manager, and nobody to hand you off to. It is me.
I fix the jobs that eat local owners' weeks, then show their people how to run it. I do the visit, the work, and the training myself. I live in the DMV, so I meet you in person, not from a thousand miles away.
DC, Maryland and Northern Virginia. Local by design. If you are outside the area, I will say so on the first call.
Tell me what eats your mornings. I will tell you straight whether I can fix it.
Book Your AppointmentTakes a minute. No charge if it turns out I cannot help.
Email hello@ai-dmv.com with your name, your business, and one line about the problem. I reply the same day. It takes under a minute, it is free, and every appointment is private. You always pay after the work is done, never before.
I sit with you and ask what part of the week you would hand off if you could. Then I go and do it, usually that same week.
Yes. Book a class or a first visit. You are not signing up for anything, and nobody will chase you.
Anything one of your people does by hand, over and over. Answering the phone. Writing up quotes. Chasing the customers who never called back. Replying to reviews. Putting the same numbers into three places. If you can say it in one sentence, I can tell you on the first call whether I can fix it.
Because I am new here and nobody knows me yet. You get the work done. I get a before and after I can show the next owner. After three, the prices above apply.
No. You need to know your own business well enough to say what wastes your time. I handle the rest, and then I show you how it works.
Yes, anywhere in the DMV, and I come to you. A call works too, but in person is faster for the first meeting.
You do. The accounts are in your name and everything stays yours. Nothing runs on anything I control unless you want it that way.
Yes. Eight topic classes, $60 each, one hour, in person in the DMV. Bring your phone or your laptop. Private one-to-one training is $160 per hour, and group sessions for your team are priced per hour, not per head.
No. Everything is pay as you go. There is nothing to cancel later.
Answering the phone when nobody can get to it. Turning a voice note into a written quote. Replying to every Google review in your own words. Chasing the quotes that went quiet. Pulling your week into one page instead of six spreadsheets.
I tell you on the first visit and you pay nothing. Some things need a phone call, a whiteboard, or another pair of hands. Selling you something you do not need costs me the next customer you would have sent me.